True Detective Season 2 Will Feature a 'Colossal Orgy Sequence'

Your stern tweets and pleas for strong female leads to be cast in HBO’ prestige drama have been heard! According to The Hollywood Reporter, two female porn stars have been cast for a Caligula level fuck fest to be featured on the upcoming season of Nic Pizzolatto’s gritty crime drama.

Read this scintillating copy and quake:

Amia Miley and Peta Jensen, both 24, were hired for a deliriously vast orgy sequence involving dozens of naked bodies in Eyes Wide Shut-caliber sex antics. According to participants in the scene, the sequence was shot over the past few days in a Pasadena mansion. Season two stars Colin Farrell and Rachel McAdams were also present for filming.

Kudos to The Hollywood Reporter for the best headline of today.

Have you ever been in a “vast” or “colossal” orgy in Pasadena or anywhere? Have you ever seen a tower of dicks? Let us know in the comments.