Does this sound like "pussy pork" to you? Some parents think the German plastic pig toys, sold at McDonald's as promotion for the movie Shrek, are saying something obscene in between their emphatic exclamations of Ja!. [TheAwl]
Wait, "there ain't no nice way of using" the word pussy? And they want an apology? Sure, it's a slang term, but that doesn't mean it's lost the original meaning, right? I feel like we've entered cuckoo-land if "pussy" needs to be bleeped out for the sake of the children.
Children don't know it's a "dirty" word, people!!!