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'Tourists' Film Porn in Front of the Pyramids of Giza

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Wanderlust can inspire the best in people, like booking a plane ticket to a faraway land, or deciding to give a blow job in front of some pyramids and pissing off the Egyptian government in return.

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To be clear, I'm talking about a couple of "tourists," i.e. amateur porn stars, who shot the video in front of the Pyramids of Giza last week, as the Daily News reports. Further evidence of its amateur status, aside from the blatantly stupid move of filming a sexual act (acts?) in a place that looks down on even relatively innocent forms of PDA and the poorly-designed layout of the "Porn Traveling" (Google it yourself) site: scintillating dialogue, like, "This fucking sucks. What is there to look at?" and, "It really sucks. Even our resorts are better."

But I digress: what kind of "resorts" are we talking about here? Big, pulsing resorts? Throbbing resorts? Resorts that are ready to come and get it? Yeah, I think I'd still take a pyramid.

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arischwartz
Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark

True story: I was at Osaka Castle (it's in Japan, in case you live in space), and there was this group of typical midwestern American tourists: large, badly dressed, and noisy as hell. They enter the gate to the grounds and start loudly proclaiming, "This ain't as impressive as the pyramids!"

I turned around, shot them a dirty look, and said, "Then you might want to go somewhere that has pyramids instead of being rude." I fucking hate obnoxious tourists who ruin shit for others. I really don't get why it's that hard for people to not be shitbags when they go abroad. Why bother going abroad to be a shitbag? You can do it for free at home.