Tina Tells Mommy Tales, Jokes About Vogue Photoshopping

Last night, Tina Fey explained to Late Show host David Letterman that in addition to writing for 30 Rock and asking to be a bacon-eating robot for Halloween, her photo-bombing 4-year-old daughter Alice has been playing hostess to Oprah Winfrey.


When she's not pointing out to strangers that her mom's actually a slob, Alice has been watching TV commercials then informing Tina, "Mommy, there's a better way!" Alice may be right about OxiClean's stain-lifting abilities, but she has some pretty unorthodox ideas about lipstick application.

Earlier: Tina Fey Doesn't Want Her Daughter To Dress Like Barbie
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About her daughter's death comment:

I used to babysit this little boy who was a GENIUS- at the age of four, he could match every country with its flag, would go on eBay to find Thomas the Tank Engine collectibles- and one day in the car he said,

"Brenda, (his mother's first name) when do you think you are going to die? I want my children to know their grandparents."

Also one morning at breakfast, out of nowhere, he says, "I'm going to name my daughter Melissa." When we asked him why, he got this terrified look on his face, and said, "Because I don't know what else to name her!"