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Time to Cream Yourselves Over Sparkly Bras: It's the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Liveblog

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Well, it’s 10:00 ET on a Tuesday, Kara Brown’s probably off seeing Hamilton tonight having the time of her life, and I’m here on the couch full of Mexican food with a mud mask on my face about to watch people so good looking they look ugly walk a short distance. Join me?

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earnest question:

do women watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show and say “oh wow, I would like to buy that!”