TikTok House Debuts Nine New Genders, Drop Date Unclear

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In a new TikTok video posted on Saturday, the Honey House, a.k.a., @honeyhouse, announced nine new genders—coming soon to a state government-operated gender retrieval hole near you.

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After reviewing the clip a few times, a lot remains unclear about the new gender expansion pack, including the release date, but here’s everything we could figure out about the nine new gender models, starting with……

1. Sam

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  • films workouts for YouTube channel
  • comes with accessory (camera team to shoot workouts)

2. Nick

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  • works for bigtime agency
  • always talking to brands
  • always helping brands with marketing

3. Bea

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  • mindset and meditation coach
  • always leading guided meditations on computer

4. Erin

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  • e-comm wizard
  • consults and advises brands
  • always sitting at computer
  • always crushing it

5. Jared

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  • fitness trainer/actor hybrid gender
  • always reading sides
  • unless eating
  • model shown in video capable of reading sides and eating at same time
  • unclear if final

6. Nick

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  • mindset and motivation coach
  • always firing people up on the phone

7. Evan

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  • model/fitness trainer hybrid gender
  • always doing photo shoot
  • unless working out
  • incapable of doing photo shoot and working out at same time
  • might die if attempted

8. Dina

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  • model/fitness trainer hybrid gender
  • always doing photoshoot
  • unless working out
  • incapable of doing photoshoot and working out at same time
  • might die if attempted
  • unclear at press time how Dina and Evan are different genders
  • Dina might simply be Evan palette swap (or vice-versa)

9. J.T.

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  • TBD
  • unclear at press time
  • guess we won’t know till J.T. drops

Watch the full teaser below, and stay tuned for future @honeyhouse drop deets right here at your fave gender updates blog, jezebel dot cromb.

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Wha...what did I just read? Am I now officially an old as a Millennial? I recognize all of the words, but not in the order in which they’re placed.