If you can't feel joy while watching Steve Kardynal do his chatroulette thing, I don't know what to do with you. I'm gonna be that terrible dude on the corner yelling at you "SMILE! SMILE! SMILE PRETTY LADY!"

I don't know what's better — the performance or the reactions? The people are so happy! I'm about to go sit on chatroulette until I find Steve. I'll sit through ten dongs to get to him. No more, and no less.