This Week in Meghan McCain Brings Birthday Celebrations Featuring Paul Ryan and Also Taxidermy

It’s Meghan McCain’s birthday, and I’ll cry if I want to.

On Wednesday, McCain’s co-hosts on The View, joined by drag queens Monet X Change and Nina West, celebrated her 35th birthday. She’s another year older, but is she any wiser?

In other festivities: McCain practically drooled over a video message from her “crush,” former House Speaker Paul Ryan, admitted she doesn’t know how to date in a post-MeToo society, and asked PETA to please come for her and the taxidermy bison head she apparently keeps in her living room.