This Tumblr Highlights The Creepiest Airbnb Listings So Far

No matter what emotional mood you are in, no matter what celebrity you want to tirelessly stare at, no matter what weird hipster trend you want to see mocked, one thing’s for sure—there’s always a Tumblr for that! Such is the case with this Tumblr, which seeks out the world’s creepiest Airbnb offerings.

“You’re Gonna Die Here” showcases places from homeowners who maybe should consider a different side income other than trying to rent out a room.

Like this place, which “You’re Gonna Die Here” says is pretty easy to get because “all you need to do to rent this bed is ACT LIKE MY CHILD.”

You could stay here. Or you could cover yourself in goat blood and sleep in a cemetery. One of those choices is less creepy.

WHY IS THERE A CAMERA POINTED AT THE BED OH GOD.

These images will really make you reconsider staying at that Motel 6 where Trip Advisor says “some guys got stabbed” in the pool. Well, at least it’s better than staying with your in-laws, amirite??? (*CRICKETS CHIRPING*)