Though of course there is only one celebrity relationship worthy of discussion today, let’s tear our eyes away from that and think briefly of Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas. According to TMZ, their relationship must be legit because she was his date to his cousin’s wedding in Atlantic City. Nothing screams “formal relationship” like a trip to Vegas’s sad, damp bastard cousin, the one who smells like Mad Dog and is always trying to get you to go in on a timeshare in Seychelles:
The youngest JoBro and Priyanka were arm-in-arm at his cousin’s wedding near Atlantic City over the weekend. She was draped in a gold dress, and Nick was suited and booted ... but no socks with his white sneakers. So chic.
While they haven’t made any official announcement ... all the “new couple” signs are there. They even traveled together for the wedding — we got shots of them arriving at JFK airport.
Seems reasonable. Wake me when they are both 24 and engaged after two weeks.
In order for this to truly work, the baby should be feeding whoever is taking the picture.
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