“SHE’S PLAYING POKÉMON. SHE’S PLAYING POKÉMON WHILE BEYONCÉ IS SINGING. FUCKING POKÉMON. LOOK AT WHERE SHE IS. LOOK. AT. WHERE. SHE. IS. SHE’S NEXT TO THE STAAAGE.”
— The correct response when you see someone too immersed in finding a Bergdorfgollum or whatever while the world’s most famous living star saunters by pantsless just a few feet from you.
Luckily, the videographer’s ecstatic squeals constitute enough enthusiasm to adequately cover himself, the Pokémon devotee, and each and every little virtual monster she’s hopefully unable to catch.