Meet Mick, a very special cat who doesn’t need you or yours to feel himself and keep his life on track. Mick wants to take a bath, and oh—there aren’t any humans around? Mick will draw himself a bath in the sink. You want to know why Mick likes baths when cats aren’t supposed to? Mick’s got an answer for you: “Because I’m a motherfucking boss, that’s why.”
Honestly, there should be absolutely no reason you feel like you can’t achieve anything in the world after watching Mick bathe himself in a sink. You have to take the bus to work and deal with annoying co-workers and shit? Mick had to learn how to open a faucet and adjust the water temperature without opposable thumbs. That’s dedication, it’s commitment, and it’s magic.
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