This New Dating App Lets Weed Lovers Connect

Weed lovers really need a place where they can be high and meet other people who like getting high. High There! is a dating app that lets potheads connect with each other…on a deeper level, you know?

Like every other dating app, this one has its users create profiles by posing questions like, “Are you interested in vaporizing? The outdoors?” Matches are set up based on proximity and similarity. CEO Todd Mitchem says he thought of the idea after one too many nights where his date would want to dip out after he mentioned his love of ganja:

“I hated dating on other sites and apps because as soon as the idea of my cannabis consumption came up—date over. I actually walked out of a date (after paying of course) and said to myself, that’s it. Weeding out the Ms. Wrong from Ms. Right was complex. Selfishly I hope this helps others like me.”

I hope so, too, but you should’ve chosen a cooler name for your app. Like WeedUp or Joints. Of course, High There! isn’t just for lovers. For those who just want a smoke buddy, there’s that, too. According to Mitchem:

“That cancer patient who needs friends and support, the guy who lands in Denver and does not know where people go to buy great products legally, they can also connect. Just the other day I connected with a dude and talked back and forth for a while about life, weed, and built a friendship,” writes Mitchem.

Join if you like. But all of this doesn’t matter because you’ll get tons of matches and everyone will forget to message each other, which will make it just like Tinder.