Meet Kristina Karo, the woman who is suing—or claiming to sue—Mila Kunis over a pet chicken that Kunis allegedly stole when they were children in Ukraine. This is her new hit song “Give Me Green Card.” At the risk of editorializing, I think I love her?
Karo claims that the emotional stress caused by Kunis’ chicken theft ruined her singing career, but I don’t see it that way. I say that the emotional stress has inspired her to rise from the ashes as a true artist who definitely and without doubt deserves a green card.
This is the patriot who is suing Mila Kunis over a chicken.
This is the woman who asks for what she wants and is suing Mila Kunis over a chicken.
Mila Kunis stole Kristina Karo’s chicken. Kristina Karo stole America’s heart.