Munchkin the shih tzu is already getting a start on his pre-thanksgiving diet, thanks to one of those sauna suits you always see at CVS and a treadmill. Munchkin is keeping active. Munchkin is really living life. Meanwhile, I am eating pudding in my underwear. What are you doing for your health today?
If nothing else, you should at least be trying to put an animal into a costume. Yesterday, I tried to get my bunny into a holiday sweater and lost at least 300 calories during the struggle. She won, I bled, we reached an understanding. If only all our pets were like Munchkin. I'm just going to watch this video all day. Excuse me.