There was only one reason I got out of bed this morning. Well, two, actually: 1) I had to go to work and 2) this shy and friendly bear waving for a loaf of bread. Listen, if this doesn’t make your entire day, you might as well go back to bed and wait until something cuter comes along. But that’ll be a while. Between this bear and the pajama-wearing goats, nothing’s going to top the squee leaderboard as hard for a long, long time.

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