This Election Is Going to Be So Goddamn Stupid

Recently, newly official presidential candidate Hillary Clinton visited an Ohio Chipotle. Because we’re all strapped into the vomit-smeared Tilt-a-Whirl that is an American election cycle, this was news. BIG NEWS.

Look, I get it. Reporters gotta report on something, and when a political campaign isn’t giving you shit, you do what you can. Hence, Hillary’s trip to Chipotle. But look at the stupid ways everyone decided to talk about it.

Exhibit A: lengthy discussion of tipping at a place where tipping is not customary.

Exhibit B: “Hispanic outreach,” with a side of Bill Clinton impressions left over from the ‘90s.

Jesus, take the wheel.

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