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This Election Is Going to Be So Goddamn Stupid

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Recently, newly official presidential candidate Hillary Clinton visited an Ohio Chipotle. Because we’re all strapped into the vomit-smeared Tilt-a-Whirl that is an American election cycle, this was news. BIG NEWS.

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Look, I get it. Reporters gotta report on something, and when a political campaign isn’t giving you shit, you do what you can. Hence, Hillary’s trip to Chipotle. But look at the stupid ways everyone decided to talk about it.

Exhibit A: lengthy discussion of tipping at a place where tipping is not customary.

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Exhibit B: “Hispanic outreach,” with a side of Bill Clinton impressions left over from the ‘90s.

Exhibit C: LIBERAL BIAS:

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Jesus, take the wheel.

Image via screengrab


Contact the author at kelly@jezebel.com.

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DISCUSSION

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John Boehner

ELECTION SEASON (especially primaries) IS MY FAVORITE TIME. It’s so fucking hilarious and it’s the one time I appreciate being an Ohioan because man, do we get bombarded with this shit non-stop. ITS AWESOME.