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This Cat with a Unicorn Horn Hates You and Every Other Human

Poor Spyke the cat! Tortured in the name of advertising some ridiculous inflatable fake unicorn horns. You will all pay for this.

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And because I know Spyke's humiliation still won't stop some of you from degrading your feline master, have at it. Just know your cat hates you and will one day choke you with their tail and/or a large fur ball composed of your own hair. You will deserve it.

[via Laughing Squid]

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My kitty always likes to sit with his butt facing me. He has a habit of positioning himself just-so in my bed so that he can repeatedly slap me in the face with his tail.

Weirdest part is that I kinda like it.