Poor Spyke the cat! Tortured in the name of advertising some ridiculous inflatable fake unicorn horns. You will all pay for this.
And because I know Spyke’s humiliation still won’t stop some of you from degrading your feline master, have at it. Just know your cat hates you and will one day choke you with their tail and/or a large fur ball composed of your own hair. You will deserve it.
