Sad news for everyone who thinks they need to make a ā€˜Hotline Blingā€™ video recreation: The cat in this video has won this particular contest and wants the internet to know that it can shut down and move on to something else now.

Usually, Iā€™m not that into pets dancing (unless itā€™s them doing some dirty shit like ā€˜Push Itā€™), but this cat is so chill itā€™s hard to even believe heā€™s a cat. Or not high as fuck. Or that heā€™s real and not an animatronic like the presidents at Disney World, which largely feature in my nightmares because oh my god that shit is terrifying, you know?

There is absolutely nothing stopping any of us from watching this cat all day, and that might be a problem.

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