If you filed on time, you should have gotten your tax return by now, and what better way to spend it than on an all-inclusive trip to New York City to spend time with your favorite domestic goddess, she of the is-it-shaved-is-it-au-naturel ladybush Gwyneth Paltrow? Groupon: making your big goop dreams happen.
Here’s how the weekend will go –
Friday: Attend a “private goop Event and Gwyneth Paltrow Meet n’ Greet” (yes, that’s “and” with an “n”) that starts promptly at 6 pm. Gwyneth will demonstrate how to make vegan flatbreads that totally alter the shape of your ass, Tracy Anderson not included. Everyone will cry and hold hands. Hopefully all the food and excitement will not all give you a rash. You will leave with a cookbook that Gwyneth has signed in her own blood.
Gwyneth sightings: one.
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