Thirsty-Ass CNN Has an Extra Debate Podium for Non-Candidate Joe Biden
PoliticsThe first Democratic primary debate takes place on Tuesday and by the way, did you know that three other people who aren’t Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are running?
Following the Titanic of debates that was the group of GOP candidates discussing nonsense for two hours, CNN is hoping to spice up Tuesday’s Democratic gathering, which thus far seems like it will be a group of practical old white people talking sensibly about things. CNN knows that the only thing that can save the debate, (ratings-wise) is a visit from Uncle Joe Biden, who definitely has not even announced that he’s running for president yet.