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Far be it from me to criticize an enterprising young woman who takes to the New York City streets on an 85-degree day to sell the LGBTQ community and allies cups of lemonade at $2 a pop, even (or especially?) if that young woman is 12-year-old celebrity progeny Suri Cruise.

Suri, the surprisingly well-adjusted daughter of Katie Holmes and a Scientology experiment called “Tom Cruise” (thanks entirely to the former), was seen selling lemonade along the Pride parade route because LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION. Via Us Weekly:

An eyewitness tell Us Weekly that Suri, who was watched over by her nanny, “had a little stand set up with about four of her friends.” Suri and pals were charging $2 a glass.

“They had rainbow Rice Krispies treats and lemonade with signs all around their table for Pride,” the insider added. “She was very sweet and kind, telling everyone to enjoy their day and would smile whenever someone walked past! Very sweet.”

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And no one called the cops on her, either:


Speaking of making lemonade out of lemons, a woman arrested for trespassing at a Rite Aid identified herself to law officials as the singer/actor/entrepreneur Rihanna. Folks.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................she was not Rihanna. [TMZ]

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