These Teeny Tiny Snakes In Top Hats Are Extremely Dapper

I don't own anything nearly this fancy.

Sir Snowball and Sir Sledge's owner used peanut butter to stick the miniature homemade hat and mustache on the snakes. She writes, "I sculpted a tiny clay hat and some mustaches and put them on my male Hognose snakes so that they can slither like a Sssir!" Indeed!

[via Neatorama]