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Heidi Klum's star-studded Halloween Party is always a scene of costume carnage. So to soften the blow, let's also delve into the Halloween apparel of those starts celebrating with their kids first. Afterwards? Avert your boobs.

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Let's start with the more G-rated costumes, shall we? Jadin Gould, at the Children Affected By AIDS Foundation's 17th Annual Dream Halloween event.


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Garcelle Beauvais, as a swashbuckling gypsy.


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Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin have been peddling their show as "a modern I Love Lucy." It's not, but way to stay on message.


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Okay, this is just adorable: Busy Phillips and Birdie Leigh Silverstein.


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Jamie Lee Curtis, team Halloween.


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Melissa Rycroft brings the obligatory Jersey Shore reference.


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Kay Panabaker keeps it totally kid-appropriate.


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A tad less so? Tori Spelling.


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And now, with all children safely in bed, let's go to Heidi Klum's 11th Annual Halloween Party. Here's Christian Siriano, going all Cage aux Folles on us.


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Ashanti is...a...cheetah? Whatever, details aren't important.


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Miss Universe Ximena Navarrete is...something...sexy? At Carnival?


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Heidi Klum...is...terrifying?


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At least Lorenzo Martone's easily identifiable!


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As a medical professional, even a fake sexy one, you'd think Coco would know better than to confine her boobs like this.


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Kim Kardashian, putting the "little" in "Red Riding Hood."



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