These Carpet Munching Shoes Are Perfect for Halloween

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Meet the Apex Predator (?), a pair of shoes that has the worst case of vagina dentata I've ever seen*. Designed by Fantich&Young and made with dentures (phew), these shoes are not available for purchase. However, you could probably make your own with lots of those plastic vampire fangs and some gold paint? Hmm... should this be the next Jezebel DIY? Fingers crossed!

*I spend a lot of time looking at random Google Images, all roads eventually lead to either vagina dentata or a stripping banana. Maybe it's just me? But I don't think so.

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These make my teeth hurt. Just me?

Eek, check out their matching suit—made with real human hair and glass eyes for buttons! jklfdsjslfafgadf