The Worst Sex Stories Of All Time: The Winners

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The winners are in!



With over half the votes, "The French Connection" is overwhelmingly the worst sex story ever. Honorable mentions go to "The Unwanted Stump," "The Thwacking One Hit Wonder," and "The Sweaty Political Fetishist."

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Winners: Email me to collect your prize, a copy of Worst Laid Plans: When Bad Sex Happens To Good People.


Earlier: The 10 Worst Sex Stories We've Ever Heard

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All the stories were classics in their own rights, but I'm sure I'll be re-telling the champagne one for years to come as a 'you think you had a bad time, did you ever hear the story of...' showstopper.