The Wildest Real Housewives Vacations, Ranked

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Since most of us will not be traveling this summer, it’s best to take a trip down memory lane by reliving some of the best vacation moments from The Real Housewives past. From the time the New York women visited “Scary Island” to the Atlanta excursion to Anguilla, whenever these ladies get on a plane together, you know chaos will ensue. Sit back, grab a (homemade) Mai Tai and enjoy our picks for the most iconic trips across the Housewives franchises. Just don’t you ever talk about my husband!

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And didn’t that RHONY trip in Miami include a trip to an art studio where they all got free art and Ramona was not remembered because she was somewhere else, and all the art in this place was, well, words fail?