The U.S. Women's National Soccer Team Is Ready to Kick Your Ass

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In today’s Tweet Beat, US women’s soccer is ready, Joe Jonas is in Tokyo and Amber Rose makes cute babies.

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Paranoid Android (sometimes says dumb things)

1. “If I could go back in time, I would go back to punch 17 year old me in the throat.”

— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) August 2, 2016

You don’t need a time machine, Nunez. You can punch yourself in the throat now. Your character as an adult hasn’t exactly been stellar.

2. As an Asian American, I’m trying to decide if Joe Jonas’s photo is mildly racist. I’m just not sure.