The Trailer for Lifetime's Harry & Meghan: Escaping the Palace Is the Best Gothic Novel of 2021
I would like to nominate this film for the Booker Prize because, really, what little tome is going to offer more than this?
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There is only one failproof method for ascertaining early on whether or not a novel is going to be any good, and that method is this: If in the first 50 pages a sheltered yet clever girl arrives at an English estate and has someone say to her something along the lines of, “Soon you shall come round to our way of doing things. I’m afraid you haven’t much choice,” that book is about to be a fucking banger. Judging by this unimpeachable standard, I must offer my pre-release review of Lifetime’s Harry & Meghan: Escaping the Palace. It is one of the greatest films of all time. Just look at this teaser!
An ominous piano note tinkling threateningly as a gallant man with a fully intact ginger mane who looks nothing like Prince Harry vows to protect his wife!