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Ke$ha. Katy. Miley. Shakira. Yes, it was a three-car-pileup of ridiculous clothes — and lack thereof — at the MTV Europe Awards.

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Admit One. Whether you like it or not, this is one show you're seeing.


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Ke$ha makes such a compelling, reasoned argument against contracts, it's really hard to argue with her.


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Taylor Momsen has said that she dresses "like a high-class hooker." We don't know what call-girls she's been hanging with, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that those words to not mean what they think you mean.


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Rihanna's ethereal Marchesa was a rare bright spot — still theatrical, but interesting and lovely.


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Hayley Williams masters the art of time travel, channeling both 1999's Run, Lola Run and that era's E-fueled club scene!


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Snooki has the jaded air of Gypsy Rose Lee post-success, pre-"Rose's Turn."


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Shakira, in vintage Versace, was another sassy sartorial bright spot.


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I am slightly obsessed with actress Rossy De Palma. It's like she has a closet made of chutzpah.


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I don't know whether to be relieved Miley's fully clothed, or dismayed that she's apparently clad in a dust-ruffle.



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