The Situation's Family Portrait: Still Life With Turtlenecks

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All the MTV website's caption says is, "Mike 'The Situation' and Melissa with their siblings." We'd amend to "with ribbed turtlenecks," but maybe that's not necessary.

DISCUSSION

I wanna see the ones where he's wearing his letterman's jacket, holding the saxophone he played in marching band and sitting on the hood of his '98 Oldsmobile with the one different-colored fender, taken at a nearby horse ranch on a sunny day in May.

Please include the hand-scrawled notes from classmates, including:

"MIKEY! Remember in chemistry when Mr. Falk farted?!? Have a great summer!"