The Royal Baby Has Gone Private

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Prepare to see even less than a sliver of his right eyelid and nose bridge, because the royal baby is going private. Archie Harrison Montbatten-Windsor, if that is your real name... where art thou?

According to Celebitchy, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry allegedly want to raise Archie as a “private citizen” and plan to “shield him” from the public. Right now, he is the most famous baby on the planet. Like, Kim Kardashian-West and Kanye West just had a kid, who may or may not get stuck with the name Bear West, and no one gives a shit. They just want a full picture of Archie. And his parents have the audacity to want to shield him? It’s a no from me, dog.

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From the tabloid:

The Sunday Times of London, citing sources close to the family, speculated that Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, the youngest member of the royal family, may be kept away from crowds of admirers — and will show up at only “big family occasions with his parents.” Proud dad Prince Harry has said he believes that combining private life with an official royal role requires a “tricky balancing act.”

A friend of Harry has said that privacy was more precious to the prince “than to almost any other member of the royal family,’’ the newspaper reported.

I get that. I do actually hope Archie has a wonderfully private life—lord knows he’s going to need it come adolescence. But also... my god, let us see the baby!

[Celebitchy]

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[Entertainment Tonight]


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