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While some of these reviews (which may or may not be written by bots) deserve a pity chuckle, and others could garner a vaguely sympathetic “aww” from me on a good day, my honest inclination is to ask these truck-riding, flag-wearing men: My guy, my brother in Christ, what did you think would happen? When you cheer on men who call women too ugly to get pregnant and idolize those who are downright stupefied by the concept of a wet pussy, did you really expect women to flock to you like you were Jesus Christ himself?

While I have no evidence whatsoever to back this up, it wouldn’t be out of reality’s reach to think that maybe, just maybe, in a post-Roe America, right-leaning women are realizing that touting right-wing politics really does have real-life ramifications. It happened with pro-life Republicans. Even dads—yes, America’s fathers—are headed leftward in droves, following suburban white women’s leads. But maybe that’s just wishful thinking. Maybe they just haven’t gotten an invite yet.

Whatever the case may be, it seems like these befuddled men may be in for a lonely cuffing/divorce season.