The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Bronzer, "Buh-Bies," And… Blow Jobs?

Last night Bravo aired a 30-minute preview of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, in which the women say “revy” instead of “very” and “buh-bies” instead of “breasts.” It looks revy, revy freakin’ awesome.

While no one says a single word about “diamond whore” Housewife Teresa’s husband’s “construction” business, all the ladies were going off about 45-year-old Danielle’s past (which include accusations of prostitution, stripping, kidnapping, and something about the “Colombian cartel”). A table gets flipped over eventually and vino gets all over the place. The season premiere is May 12.

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