President Trump Wants to Give Veterans Stimulants

Trump is having a wild ass August.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

Somehow, President Trump has been acting stranger than usual lately, particularly when he raved about a “stimulant” made by Johnson & Johnson when asked about reducing suicides among veterans. Man, what? [Twitter/@atrupar]

In other wild Trump news, the president canceled a trip to Denmark after the Danish government responded with confusion toward his interest in buying Greenland from the Danes. Yeah, I don’t know, guys. [New York Times]
Also, Trump is talking about birthright citizenship again. [Reuters]
Also, Trump apparently wants background checks for gun purchases... again. [Politico]
Bernie Sanders announced a plan to overhaul America’s labor laws. [Bloomberg]
Everything is on fire. [USA Today]
North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper vetoed a bill that would require law enforcement to work closely with ICE and DHS. [CNN]
Future Not President Bill de Blasio is very upset about a Brooklyn pizza place—which is definitely not the best in New York City—getting shut down for not paying their taxes.

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He called himself the chosen one and nobody really seems to care, I DON’T UNDERSTAND.