What did the stars have in store for the stars this month? Are you maybe behaving in similarly inspirational or deeply wack and self-destructive ways? The Most Ridiculous Thing Your Sign Did This Month explains all.
ARIES: Kourtney and Kim drama
So Kourtney Kardashian, an Aries, has been feuding with Kim, queen of the Libras, and swearing she doesn’t want to be a part of the Kardashian gang. This comes in response to some choice words from Kim, who she felt the need to kick Kourtney out of a photoshoot by whining that she was “fucking annoying” and “the least exciting to look at.” I know what you’re thinking, but it doesn’t matter that she’s right. Kourtney reacted in true Aries fashion by crying, yelling, and calling their family “disgusting.” True Aries-Libra dramatics! Aries is direct, honest, and aggro, and takes offense to Libra’s flakiness, assimilation, and passive people-pleasing.
TAURUS: Travis Scott moving his seat away from Nicki Minaj at the VMAs
In response to the Nicki Minaj Twitter drama (look to Sagittarius for more on that), Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner decided to play musical chairs of avoidance at the VMAs. The two moved away from Nicki in the official VMAs seating chart, only to come back and take her seat when she left to perform. A Taurus avoiding conflict with a fiery Sagittarius? Shocking!
GEMINI: Azealia Banks goes on Instagram to trash Elon Musk and Grimes
Azealia Banks continues to live up to the Gemini desire to stir the pot for fun! After spending time at Elon Musk’s house trying to collaborate with Grimes, she posted about of alleged dirt about the couple on her Instagram story. Choices phrases include: “Pabst Blue Ribbon” girlfriend, “beta male pig.” She has since shifted into apology mode and gone off social media. Geminis love verbal sparring and an exciting social life, which usually translates into a love of gossip.
CANCER: Ariana Grande releasing a song called “Pete Davidson”
Ariana, you goddamn sweetheart. Cancer is a soft, romantic sign—easily one of the most sentimental and affectionate signs when in love. So when Ariana Grande writes a song explicitly titled “Pete Davidson,” it’s like, Yeah that checks out.
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