Ben Affleck Took a Woman Who Is NOT Lindsay Shookus to His Favorite Date Spot: Jack In the Box

You’re probably looking at these photos of Ben Affleck in the Jack In the Box drive-through and wondering, “Who the fuck is the woman spotted eating Jack In the Box fries in the passenger seat of Affleck’s Range Rover?” Good question! First off, let’s start with who the woman spotted eating Jack In the Box fries in the passenger seat of Affleck’s Range Rover on Sunday afternoon isn’t: Lindsay Shookus.

If you believe the tabloids—which, in this instance, I do—Shookus and Affleck called it quits in late July. She has since deleted her Instagram account. He has since started seeing a Playboy model SLASH vet technician named Shauna Sexton. She’s 22! He’s 46! They’ve had at least one (1) formal dinner date, during which Affleck “seemed interested” in her! They’ve had at least one (1) midday Jack In the Box date, during which she ate fries and he thought about how much he loves Jack In the Box. (Here’s a video of him being flirtatious with the drive-through staff during another fast food run.)

If the rumors are true and Affleck has actually dumped Shookus, I will miss seeing photos of them drinking iced coffee together on my feed. But life goes on, and I will find new things that give me peace and happiness. Like Sexton’s Instagram account! Remember how I said she was a Playboy model SLASH vet technician? Well, it’s a combination of job titles that leads to some very fun grid postings.

See? It’s like, “sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy” then BLAM “here’s me with a sick pig.”