Ben Affleck Took a Woman Who Is NOT Lindsay Shookus to His Favorite Date Spot: Jack In the Box

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You’re probably looking at these photos of Ben Affleck in the Jack In the Box drive-through and wondering, “Who the fuck is the woman spotted eating Jack In the Box fries in the passenger seat of Affleck’s Range Rover?” Good question! First off, let’s start with who the woman spotted eating Jack In the Box fries in the passenger seat of Affleck’s Range Rover on Sunday afternoon isn’t: Lindsay Shookus.

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If you believe the tabloids—which, in this instance, I do—Shookus and Affleck called it quits in late July. She has since deleted her Instagram account. He has since started seeing a Playboy model SLASH vet technician named Shauna Sexton. She’s 22! He’s 46! They’ve had at least one (1) formal dinner date, during which Affleck “seemed interested” in her! They’ve had at least one (1) midday Jack In the Box date, during which she ate fries and he thought about how much he loves Jack In the Box. (Here’s a video of him being flirtatious with the drive-through staff during another fast food run.)

If the rumors are true and Affleck has actually dumped Shookus, I will miss seeing photos of them drinking iced coffee together on my feed. But life goes on, and I will find new things that give me peace and happiness. Like Sexton’s Instagram account! Remember how I said she was a Playboy model SLASH vet technician? Well, it’s a combination of job titles that leads to some very fun grid postings.

See? It’s like, “sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy” then BLAM “here’s me with a sick pig.”

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Or like, “sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy” then BLAM “here’s me with a 10-pound dog tumor.”

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Shauna is an icon! But also, she needs to dump Ben Affleck immediately! Doesn’t she know he’s probably still in love with Jennifer?

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“Although I have deep sentiments over what is true or not true, right or wrong - I would like to remind you that performing in Tel Aviv is not a political statement or a commitment to the politics there just as singing here in California doesn’t mean that my views are in alignment with my current government’s opinions or sometimes inhuman actions.”

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  • I love when Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman get frozen yogurt. [Just Jared]
  • I love when Renee wears her Longhorn cap. [Hollywood Life]
  • I love when Rita wears neon leopard prints. [Just Jared]
  • I love when Lily Aldridge gets pregnant again. [People]
  • I love when Maggie carries a box. [Just Jared]
  • I don’t love this. [Us Weekly]

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DISCUSSION

thegirlisnoone
thegirlisnoone

Ben is an alcoholic and addict. He’s not done drinking, gambling and using. Such a mess. He has every, possible resource available to him if he really wanted to get sober again. He has basically unlimited funds to pay for any kind of help/support he wants/needs. That is just not what he wants right now. He wants to be a skanky creeper who parties constantly with everchanging women 20+ years younger than him. Hes untrustworthy, and self-centered. His choice. Go for it, Ben! Its your life.

He and Matt Damon started out together. Ben is an unreliable narrator of his own fucking life. Guaranteed he’s totally high/drunk/hungover/heading to score or place a big bet or both in this drive-thru gif.

He’s still an amazing actor and a movie star. Jennifer said he lights up a room and he’ll always be the love of her life.

Hes just a flashing Danger! sign right now for any woman who thinks shes going to get him to be loyal to her. Remember Robert Downey Jr. days (pre Iron Man movies!) when he was drunkenly breaking into peoples houses at night?