The Most Beautiful Modern Art: News Chyrons Featuring Cats
LatestThere’s a group of artists working in the American media today whose genius is vastly under-appreciated, and by this I mean whoever does the chyrons for local news stories about cats.
Cats have always been fodder for local network affiliates—think of all those Veronica Corningstones sent to cover kitty fashion shows—and now that they’re such a perennial popular topic on the internet, cat content is catnip to thirsty news teams.
And so, the world receives a great gift.
For instance, appreciate “Cat Attacks Town,” which balances on a knife’s edge between businesslike unconcern and borderline hysteria.
An important element of the pleasure in these chyrons comes from that juxtaposition of “just another day’s news!”/“what the FUCK am I seeing.” This one comes as part of an investigatory series on “Pet Dangers.” Are your pets killing you? Tune in next week to find out. (Probably.)
As the classic cat 911 call story out of Portland illustrates, there is a delirious pleasure to be found in cat news being depicted as news-news. Behold, a familiar local news trope (the desperate emergency call) redeployed to be about, again, a damn cat.