The Most Amazing Display Of Drunken Sexuality In Reality TV History

On the season premiere of Rock of Love Bus, one woman inserted a test tube of alcohol into her vagina and, from there, poured it into another woman’s mouth.

So much happened in this 90-minute episode, but naturally, nothing tops vagina shots. The women on this season of Rock of Love are blonder, chestier, drunker, and lezzier than any of the other contestants combined. Bret ended up eliminating the two women who engaged in the vagina shots, which sucks because you know they would’ve made awesome TV, but there are still many left who will fill the void of, well, vapidness. As one self-aware contestant pointed out, “I’m a centerfold model for Penthouse, and I’m the classiest one here at this point.”

We wish that Bret would’ve kept around Nikki for at least one more episode, for several reasons, but mainly because she:
1.) Sang him a song that she penned on the back of a CDC informational pamphlet about genital herpes.