Today the Kardashians unveiled this year's modern day Dynasty Christmas card, and BabyJane has written the accompanying holiday tune:

Have yourself a merry Kardashian Khristmas

Let your pants be tight 

Bow ties, blue lights,
Bruce's kids are out of sight (No really, where are they?)

Have yourself a merry Kardashian Khristmas

Strike an angry pose 

What is going on with all those ugly clothes?
Here they are in the golden days 

Lamar Odom days of yore 

Everyone must be photohopped

Every waist looks chopped, what for?

Through the years they all will stay together 

Provided Seacrest allows

Once they're gone he'll have to find another cash cow
So have yourself

A merry Kardashian Khristmas now


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