The Kardashians Are Having the 'CHRISTMAS FROM HELL,' Says Friend

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According to an anonymous "friend," the Kardashian clan is having a rough time this Christmas. Between Khloe's divorce proceedings, Bruce and Kris's split, Scott Disick's partying, Rob's thunder thighs, and Kanye forcing Kim to move to Paris (quelle horreur!), everyone just wishes they could skip the holiday season altogether. Reportedly. Thanks for the info, "a friend."

According to a family insider, this is going to the "Christmas from hell" for the reality TV family who all appear to be split or feuding with the men in their lives.

Khloe Kardashian just filed for divorce from her estranged husband, Lamar Odom, Kris Jenner and hubby Bruce recently announced their separation, Kourtney's relationship with Scott Disick is imploding, Kim feels smothered by her overbearing momager, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

"This is the Christmas from hells," a family friend told In Touch magazine.

"[Khloe] just wants to bury her head in the sand. She wishes the holidays weren't happening."


I got you this schadenfreude, commenters! Merry Christmas! [Radar]

  • Meanwhile, Courtney Stodden went Christmas tree shopping WITH A HUNK. (I'll never forget you, Dourtney!) [DailyMail]
  • I love Steve Martin more than my own family, but I believe this "Lasonia" explanation about as much as I believe that hooey about "Tarder Sauce." I mean, come ON. [CNN]
  • Dolly Parton is getting married! Can you imagine if you were invited? Can you imagine!?!?!? [E!]
  • Jennifer Lawrence dropped in and visited a Louisville children's hospital. [JustJared]
  • Behati Prinsloo and Adam Levine "goofed around." [Us]
  • Brandi Glanville is "drunk and racist." [Radar]
  • Kimora Lee Simmons went on a boat. [DailyMail]
  • Cindy Crawford went to a beach. [Us]
  • A Christmas classic:



Go Courtney with your new look — the dark hair is a vast improvement.

That being said… what is going on with the crotch on these pants? It's like some-sort of houndstooth vagina :/