The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Is Just Kute Kids

The biggest joy of our holiday season, far outweighing gifts and family, is the Kardashian Khristmas Kard. Sadly, Kim and kompany failed to bless the public with a card in 2014, with the excuse that they “ran out of time.”

This was a clear lie, given that the concept of time and space doesn’t exist in Calabasas. Thankfully, there IS a Christmas card for 2015.


But it doesn’t feature any of the grown, revenge-body-having Kardashians nor their significant others posing awkwardly. Instead, it’s a photo shoot featuring the next generation of Kardashian reality stars: the babies—and with no perfectly grotesque Photoshopping in sight.

Here’s North West, Penelope Disick, Mason Disick and Reign Disick posing in black. Don’t they somehow seem completely aware of the significance of this tradition?

Kute propaganda. Flaunting your family’s adorable tiny brood is the highest form of manipulation and must be applauded.


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