On Sunday, Vulture published a truly epic flounce by middle aged badger-man Alec Baldwin entitled “I Give Up.” As singularly whiny as the I’m Not Gay; F**s Love Me piece seemed, it reminded us a lot of something another man recently said in the face of even uglier accusations. In fact, when read as companion pieces, Alec Baldwin’s I Give Up sounds a whole lot like Woody Allen’s I Didn’t Do It. Don’t believe it? Here’s a chart.