The Country Music Awards Just Get Weirder Every Year

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It used to be Stetsons and sequins; nowadays the CMAs are the purview of hollywood stars, the occasional rapper, and some seriously bizarre fashions. (Although, yes, Reba, Taylor, Faith et al were representing.)

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Nicole Kidman's weird majorette uniform reminds me of those combo shirts-and-sweaters that first appeared in the late '90s and seemed awesome for about 5 minutes until you realized they were really hard to wash and also, ridiculous.


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Taylor Swift reps old-school formal. Also, weirdly mature dowdiness.


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Reba McEntire thoroughly approves.


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Jennifer Nettles does "evil queen."


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Carrie Underwood brings the requisite meringue element.


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Hillary Scott's azalea hue is a nice dash of color, even if the overall effect is a little "destination-wedding bridesmaid."


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Jewel will be there, with bells on.


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LeAnn Rimes kind of bridges the gap between ruffles and glitz and the streamlined lines that half the crew adapted.


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See: Kristen Bell.


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Faith Hill didn't want to choose between tailored structure and angelic drapery. So she didn't.


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Aha, the skintimate portion of the evening! Exhibit A: singer Laura Bell Bundy.


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And B: Camila Alves.


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Don't worry, there were still 10-gallons aplenty, like John Rich's.


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And, natch, Cowboy Troy!


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Then we have the just plain odd, like singer Emily West's death-stare and Maleficent getup.


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Or Gretchen Wilson's weirdly casual weekend-wear.


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Or Allison Demarcus' black widow.


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The Travises had an awesome "Munsters" thing going!

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And, oh yeah: LL Cool J was here.



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DISCUSSION

Oh my. Randy Travis has not aged well, and some of those women are either unrecognizable because of plastic surgery or just funny lookin' because of it. I don't know who a lot of them are, but the raised eyebrows! LL Cool J, though—definitely living up to the "cool" in his name.