Did you know that Robert Blake is an intense individual who pitches movie ideas to Donald Duck for funding? Did you know that he can’t afford to buy a hand job for a field mouse? Did you know that his nickname for Piers Morgan is “Charlie Potatoes”? All this and more was revealed when he sat down with Morgan last night for a very memorable interview during which he wore a cowboy hat and sleeveless shirt, thus solving your Halloween Costume dilemma this year. Promoting his book—which is about his 75-year career in showbiz, written in poetic verse—Blake got combative with Morgan several times, alternating between aggressive yelling and admitted boredom over the subject of his wife’s murder.