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The Back Cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Tells You to Fuck a Piece of Chocolate

Illustration for article titled The Back Cover of the emSports Illustrated/em Swimsuit Issue Tells You to Fuck a Piece of Chocolate

Did you notice the ad on the back cover of this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue? (You have a subscription to that, right?) It's a lot like the front cover, which features Kate Upton standing in freezing Antartica in nothing but undies and an unzipped winter coat (fun fact: this almost killed her), only instead of a busty lady, the ad features a sexy M&M peeling off her shell.

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"Aw, no," echoes the cries of bros everywhere. "I dunno whether I want to eat it or put my dick into it!!! Also, I am overcompensating because I'm insecure about my sexuality. BRO FIVE."

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P.S. I am feeling bad about myself because I don't look more like this M&M. THANKS, Sports Illustrated.

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shiraonsnl
shiraonsnl

Why do M & M's have caucasian arms and legs when they are all filled with chocolate? I never noticed that, it's going to make me crazy forever now.