What do you get the "girl who has everything, except hair?" The Baby Bangs Hairband, of course! Because no child should have to wait for their hair to, you know, actually grow in and such.
The Baby Bangs website doesn't offer much information, just an insanely creepy flash animation depicting a baby before and after that makes you never want to see anyone with bangs, ever again. Though I'm hoping this is a joke along the lines of SNL's "Baby Toupees," I'm not so sure. Until we get more information, we'll just have to imagine the pitch behind this site went a little something like this: