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Thanksgiving Social: Show Us Your Prettiest Plates

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With Thanksgiving soon drawing to a close, you may be wondering what to do with all those pictures you took of your dinner. Now that you’ve got your five Instagram likes, won’t you share the food porn with us, too?

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Of course, you don’t have to post photos to participate in this open thread. Perhaps you might like to to share what you’re thankful for or complain about a family member who you can’t stand.

I’ll go first: I’m thankful I tricked Allen into marrying me, grateful that I got to chill with all of you fine people today, and particularly happy that Spencer Pratt and I put aside our differences and formed a bond that isn’t predicated upon me choking on something to appease his bloodlust.

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Illustration for article titled Thanksgiving Social: Show Us Your Prettiest Plates

We also wished each other a happy Thanksgiving. Hate to say it, but he seems like a really nice guy!

Have an awesome night!


Contact the author at mark.shrayber@jezebel.com.

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John Boehner

The food was good but it didn’t look pretty. We had duck instead of turkey and then we brought out a bottle of absinthe and my sister and I got drunk and took Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving pics.