Basically, the entire hour was oh my god are you fucking kidding me. But let's just look at a few key scenes.
Additional WTF OMG: When they stitched up homeboy's back.
"About the way she tastes?" WHAT. Fitz done did it now. No redemption for that idiot. But Papa Pope tore him down spectacularly. Rained down like a shower of bombs. "You are a boy." "You haven't had to work for anything." "I am actually quite literally above your pay grade." "You love that she is a door marked exit." Good stuff. Meanwhile: Give Joe Morton all the awards. Just place them outside of his door and cancel the award shows.
Yikes. Never get on Huck's bad side. HUCK SMASH. "You're not a gladiator anymore."
Cyrus and James are one of those couples dealing with quite a few issues. As The New Yorker's Emily Nussbaum pointed out on Twitter, Cyrus was basically acting out a scene from Notting Hill.
Like Snakes On A Plane except Mama Pope shoots all the snakes in the head and the snakes are friendly neighborhood aircraft crew members.
"Sorry you didn't get the memo."
She fit in some time to shop after she murdered a bunch of people.
And these poor fools. And the looks on their faces. "Press secretary."
No new episodes until February, guys. How will you fill the hole in your week?