Why did 17-year-old Jake Davidson want to ask Kate Upton to go to the Prom with him? “Besides the obvious[1]… She[2] was great[3] on the cover…”
[1]her boobs
[2]her boobs
[3]her boobs look great, okay?
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
